Quirky Wardrobe Explorer Pillows

Her man-repellent jumper was delightfully effective.

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Joseph and his coat

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Introducing the "people having a great time" turtle-neck! 11% wool 89% fun!

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Frock Coat

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Hats

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

"Cool shirt."

The Man in the Iron Basque!

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

Still in fashion

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

'Fairy friday.'

Golfer trying to choose which pair of sunglasses to wear.

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

A witch gets ready to go out

Cargo briefs

Man in Crab Outfit

"Audrey, stop dressing up our son like a Florida retiree."

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

"Most people stop at the jacket."

"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."

"I can prescribe something for your pain. . . but there's nothing I can do about those boxers!"

"Love the yak boots, Gengis."

'Champagne corks ! I like a man with class.'