Quirky Closet Connoisseur Gifts

A turtle looks in his closet and tries to decide which shell he should wear that day.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Hats and Food

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Imagine

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Introducing the "people having a great time" turtle-neck! 11% wool 89% fun!

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'This closet needs digitized.'

Frock Coat

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

Blue wine

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Hats

"I'm working on a watercolor."

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

One size fits all

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

Still in fashion

The Man in the Iron Basque!

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

Nadal's bottles

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'