Quirky Closet Connoisseur Mugs

A turtle looks in his closet and tries to decide which shell he should wear that day.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Hats and Food

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Imagine

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Introducing the "people having a great time" turtle-neck! 11% wool 89% fun!

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Frock Coat

'This closet needs digitized.'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

Blue wine

"I'm working on a watercolor."

Hats

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

One size fits all

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

Still in fashion

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

Nadal's bottles

The Man in the Iron Basque!

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'