Quirky Clothing Collector Mugs

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

Frock Coat

"I can prescribe something for your pain. . . but there's nothing I can do about those boxers!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Toadstools

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Duck Hunt

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Piranhaclaus

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Raincloud Umbrella

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Ice shelfie.

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn