Wardrobe Explorer Gifts

Golfer trying to choose which pair of sunglasses to wear.

'He said I looked beautiful in the gown I was wearing...then he asked if he could borrow it!'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Girl in cow onesie.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"That shirt is so last year."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Western Outfitters.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Australian Mobile Bar

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"