Wardrobe Adventurer Gifts

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Lose the tie, try my collar. C’mon, indulge me."

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

Pirate in cupboard

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

Rogue elephant

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

"Can you de-schlump him?"