Sartorial Adventurer Gifts

"I love Italian boots."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Saville Row surprise

"The only way to survive this heat without violating the dress code!"

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Underweird bras."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Rogue elephant

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Man in a Tuxedo

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.