Sartorial Adventurer Gifts

"I love Italian boots."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Saville Row surprise

"The only way to survive this heat without violating the dress code!"

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Rogue elephant

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Man in a Tuxedo

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'