Fashionable Adventurer Gifts

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Rogue elephant

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

Ass-less Chaps

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

Thong World.

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.