Fashionable Adventurer Pillows

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Rogue elephant

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

Thong World.

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Lady Gaga

Ass-less Chaps

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"