Stylish Adventurers Pillows

'I want nice man-bag.'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Rogue elephant

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

Ass-less Chaps

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Thong World.

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.