Style Adventurers Pillows

'How may I hurt you?'

"They looked really cool when we tried them on in the store, right?"

Haircuts

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'They had a sale on electric green.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."