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Hip For Spring - Six Great Looks for Men

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Kids Gang.

"You know what? I'm sick of clothes. I decided to go for a window treatment instead."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Freudian Slip

"Och, aye, the weather can change quickly in the mountains."

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"It was the next logical step, I suppose."

'In that outfit, I can't tell if you're stepping out or coming out!'

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

Can You Describe It?

'Lately I've been siezed by a mania to wear strange clothes and speculate in tulip futures.'

'What raccoon hat?'

'Darling, what's HAPPENED to us?'

One size fits all

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"It's some odd-ball salesman."

"Made ya look!"

"Harold! Consider your optics!"

"Honey! Come see how much better I look in this than you do."

"That chuck lives for casual Friday."

"It's the gift that keeps on humiliating."

"I dare you to wear your fanny pack the dorkiest way possible."

"Brenda. Horizontal stripes... bad idea."

"Yes, they do make you look taller."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Try as he might, this poorly dressed mute could not get directions

"Now you know why I having to wear my older brother's hand-me-downs!"

'I'm sorry, Mr Ludlow can't come to the phone right now - he's got that Friday feeling again.'