Fashion Adventurous Pillows

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Rogue elephant

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

Thong World.

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Lady Gaga