Fashion Adventurist Pillows

A very,very,very funny cartoon if read in 1985: 'I got my neon shoelaces caught in my Rubik's Cube and it took me an hour and a half to tie my shoes!'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"A little too much to drink, a tattoo parlor, a dare..."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Changing Room Decisions

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Too much for the school run?'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."