Fashion Adventurous Gifts

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Rogue elephant

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Thong World.

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.