Adventurous Stylist Gifts

'I don't care if all the other kids are wearing it that way. You'd better grow it back before your father gets home.'

Haircuts

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Fight or flight?"

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Lady Gaga