Adventurous Stylist Mugs

'I don't care if all the other kids are wearing it that way. You'd better grow it back before your father gets home.'

Haircuts

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Fight or flight?"

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.