Adventurous Fashionista Mugs

Kangaroo shoes.

Where Mom used to take you.

Walking

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Mikado

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Rogue elephant

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Fight or flight?"

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'It tastes like California condor, but it has the consistency of bald eagle.'

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Lady Gaga

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."