Adventurous Fashionista T-Shirts

Kangaroo shoes.

Where Mom used to take you.

Walking

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Mikado

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Rogue elephant

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Fight or flight?"

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

'It tastes like California condor, but it has the consistency of bald eagle.'

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Thong World.