Fashion Adventurer Mugs

Hip For Spring - Six Great Looks for Men

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Kids Gang.

"You know what? I'm sick of clothes. I decided to go for a window treatment instead."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Och, aye, the weather can change quickly in the mountains."

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

Freudian Slip

One size fits all

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

"It was the next logical step, I suppose."

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

'Darling, what's HAPPENED to us?'

'Lately I've been siezed by a mania to wear strange clothes and speculate in tulip futures.'

'What raccoon hat?'

Can You Describe It?

'In that outfit, I can't tell if you're stepping out or coming out!'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"It's some odd-ball salesman."

Changing Room

Headline: Police clash with protesters (police wear solid blue while protesters wear orange stripes).

A woman wears a fruit hat.

The Piercing Parlor: Free lightning rods with nose rings.

'My goodness, Miss Avery... I certainly hope we haven't seen the last of your sensible shoes.'

Man tries on cape

'Did I mention catskin is also self-cleaning?'

He barged in only to discover the devil the blue dress on.

'Careful Sid. They may be comfortable but you'll look ridiculous.'

"It's the gift that keeps on humiliating."

"I dare you to wear your fanny pack the dorkiest way possible."

"Brenda. Horizontal stripes... bad idea."

"Yes, they do make you look taller."