Adventurous Dresser Gifts

Desert Island Delivery

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Honey Costume

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Closet.

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

Unsuitable clothing.

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

“It's his first hibachi.”

Lady Gaga

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Ass-less Chaps

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."