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"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Honey Costume

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Closet.

Unsuitable clothing.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

'I'LL HAVE YER GIZZARDS ROASTED OVER AN OPEN FIRE AND YER GUTS IN JAMAICAN RUM, YA LUBBER!' 'And for dessert, Sir?'

“It's his first hibachi.”

Thong World.

Tree

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