Adventurous Decorator Pillows

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Moving in

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Modern Parents

'How are you doing on your side?'

Super glue . . .

A new meaning in the Roman

"I love what you've done to the place."

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

Prisoner decorating his cell.

Celebrate EVERYTHING

Kid spray painting a snowman.

Xmas tree

"She doesn't seem to want to tell us why the price is so low."

"Gosh, Bob, I just LOVE the dynamic interplay between the new wall color and the accents of pandemic-era psychosis!"

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

Snowglobe In Summer

'It also makes a great hat rack.'

'. . . as shelves go it's okay - but I like to feel that my best work is ahead of me!'

Tribal paint dept: 'Outdoor, indoor, WAR'

'...I didn't intentionally put that there.'