Interior Design Adventurous Pillows

"I love what you've done to the place."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Moving in

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

"That's still too high"

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Superintendent

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

"I don't know what to do anymore! Our new carpet was really expensive but so was the dog!"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

Love Seats.

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

"If you haven't got a TV, what do you point your furniture at?"