Home Design Adventurer Pillows

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"Too bright."

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'We'll take it!'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

G.P.S. For the Home

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Ceiling Paint

Dominoes

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"Measuring dulls my creativity."

'So this is a kitchen!'

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

"Mobile Tree Home"

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"The first thing about living alone again is not to overdo the chintz."

"Sure, there are commuting issues! But look at the view!"

'Oh yes, Leonard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

Trampoline Roller Paint

"My husband, of course, will want a den."