Home Renovation Adventurer Pillows

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

"Oops!"

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"You're welcome."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Too bright."

Captain steering house through flood.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Texturing the Walls

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.