Home Adventurer Pillows

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

Captain steering house through flood.

Pam discovers the perils of practising Nei Gong in the kitchen after accidentally linking her Dan Tien to the washing machine cycle.

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

G.P.S. For the Home

"Watch out for the low beams!"

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

Children on their own for New Year.

Men racing their lawnmowers.

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

He awoke,regretting having installed a wrong side of the bed.

'I won't sue if you'll tell me how you did it.'

'And this is the drawing room.'

House Hunters: "Well, I do enjoy a kitchen island as much as anybody else, but. . ."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Too bright."

'Hon, I'm home!'

'How's the water skiing?'

'We'll take it!'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Ceiling Paint

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.