Domestic Adventurers Pillows

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'Hon, I'm home!'

'Yes,dear-it's safe to leave the washing on the line and slip out to the shops before the nasty rain comes.'

Washing machine maintenance

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Captain steering house through flood.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'How's the water skiing?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'We'll take it!'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

G.P.S. For the Home

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Gamers

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."