Domestic Adventurous Pillows

"My husband and I have decided to share each other's interests. He's at home burning the dinner."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'Hon, I'm home!'

'How's the water skiing?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'We'll take it!'

I made you a cake!

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

The Inexperienced Cook

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

Please excuse him, he's intent.

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

Time for pancakes!

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"