Domestic Enthusiast Pillows

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 8

"I didn't spark joy."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

James decided to stay in that night.

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"What's all this?"

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

Living together, couple in love.

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

Staycation Photos

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

Hi love...one less for tea tonight

'It's almost as if you haven't heard a single word I've thought.'

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"He's lazy and not very handy around the house. But I'm a cartoonist, and he provides me with a ton of material."

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."