Domestic Adventures Enthusiast Pillows

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"I didn't spark joy."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"What's all this?"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

G.P.S. For the Home

Clock Face Golf Set

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"It helps."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"My husband and I have decided to share each other's interests. He's at home burning the dinner."

"You're not my husband."

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

Homeowners.