Indoor Adventure Enthusiast Pillows

Clock Face Golf Set

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

Snowman of the Apes

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Moving in

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

James decided to stay in that night.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Bad times to sneeze

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

JAMES BONDING

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'