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Man watches a kite on television that he is flying from inside.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

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"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

James decided to stay in that night.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"That's still too high"

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

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"I don't know what to do anymore! Our new carpet was really expensive but so was the dog!"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."