Indoors Enthusiast Prints

Man watches a kite on television that he is flying from inside.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

James decided to stay in that night.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Staycation Photos

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Clock Face Golf Set

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"That's still too high"

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"I don't know what to do anymore! Our new carpet was really expensive but so was the dog!"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

Love Seats.

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'