Indoor Life Enthusiast Prints

"He's an indoor cat."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

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"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

James decided to stay in that night.

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"That's still too high"

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Clock Face Golf Set

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

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'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

"I don't know what to do anymore! Our new carpet was really expensive but so was the dog!"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

"If you haven't got a TV, what do you point your furniture at?"

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"You should be happy. How many husbands even notice window treatments?"