Indoor Life Enthusiast Mugs

"He's an indoor cat."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

James decided to stay in that night.

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Clock Face Golf Set

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"That's still too high"

Staycation Photos

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"I don't know what to do anymore! Our new carpet was really expensive but so was the dog!"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

Love Seats.

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"If you haven't got a TV, what do you point your furniture at?"

"Love the exposed chessboard."