Indoor Adventurers Pillows

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

Roughing It

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

"Airfares are up. Thousands of flights are being canceled. Gas is over $5.00 a gallon. Looks like I'll be spending my summer right here."

"Rodney, I think the cat wants to come in!"

"We don't live in a cabin, and you don't have a fever. Mom saying you have 'cabin fever' was a misdiagnosis."

"And back in May I got as far as the living room."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Moving in

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

James decided to stay in that night.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Outside with that!'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Please excuse him, he's intent.

'How are you doing on your side?'

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

Cat being licked by plant.

Staycation Photos

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Clock Face Golf Set

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.