Cozy Indoor Adventurer Pillows

"Weekend forecast: wet and windy, with a 85% chance of Scrabble."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Moving in

James decided to stay in that night.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Outside with that!'

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Please excuse him, he's intent.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Clock Face Golf Set

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

Staycation Photos

"I love what you've done to the place."

Gamers

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

The Insiders

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

'I hate rainy days!'

"Looks like beach weather."

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."