Domestic Antics Aficionado Pillows

"What's all this?"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"Mulch madness"

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Jungle Games

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Dog Training.

'How many times do I have to tell you about putting the toilet seat back up?'

It's all gravy.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

Hi love...one less for tea tonight

"For God's sake! Let the man have his simple pleasures."

Mistress Talking to Maid

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

"Serves you right for licking it!"

"Can I turn off the game and set the table? Ha, ha! Oh, honey, you are hilarious!"

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"