Domestic Antics Pillows

'Oh hello, dear - I didn't hear you come in.'

Chef copy robot

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

A baby in court

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"What's all this?"

'She just came down the stairs without walking.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'It wasn't premeditated.

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

'I'm really thirsty.'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

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The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

"Maybe Dracula wasn't the best one to try this new detergent."

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

"No - you put the cat out."

"...P.S. Stay off the furniture!"

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

Was it just a dream?

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Playpen Jailbreak.

'That must be some mouse! Hang on while I get my shotgun.'

New wicket keeping gloves ?