Domestic Life Enthusiast Pillows

"There's an article in that paper, all about how married couples begin to resemble one another."

Un-sexy nighties.

"If you don't do something about that leaking tap soon I'm going to get someone in"

'Ok, I apologize, but I'm still right!'

Love Seats.

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"Big deal, so you taught him to beg. I taught you how to do that on our wedding night."

"Your dinner is on its way."

'Are you paying attention to me?!'

Towels - His / Hers

"I don't care if all the other husbands are pillaging. You promised you'd clean out the gutters today."

'I know you are out there you old drunk and I bet you have forgotten our wedding anniversary.'

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"How does this happen? EVERY time we argue, she makes ME look like the bad guy!"

Cartoon showing a man wrapped in a web, stuck to a wall. His wife is saying: "What have I told you about antagonising the house spider?"

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"Are you ready to pound down some breakfast?"

'Hi Honey. Still mad?'

It's a new health and safety directive.

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was no being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

Man woken at night by the sweeps ringing the door bell

"You could have told me about the new curtains! Man’s best friend!"

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

You run away with me, you run away with my family.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Year - at first, it was romantic."

Couple trying to turn each other off with a remote control

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"You're not my husband."

"No offense, but your mother couldn't fry bacon, could't make toast, and could't heat up last week's beans, and her famous raisin pie would make a buzzard tremble."

"But I'm accustomed to captivity. I wouldn't survive a day in the wild."

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"