Domestic Life Enthusiasts Pillows

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

You wake up and face the crack of dawn. I wake up and face the crack of Ralph.

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Think about the honey."

"The groceries are in the car."

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"Year - at first, it was romantic."

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

"It helps."

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"I admire your devotion to duty."

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"You're not my husband."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

Wedding Cake with groom hoovering

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

"Big deal, so you taught him to beg. I taught you how to do that on our wedding night."

Towels - His / Hers

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

Couple trying to turn each other off with a remote control

The Freelance Life.

Un-sexy nighties.