Domestic Life Enthusiasts Prints

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

You wake up and face the crack of dawn. I wake up and face the crack of Ralph.

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Think about the honey."

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"The groceries are in the car."

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"It helps."

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"You're not my husband."

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

Wedding Cake with groom hoovering

Couple trying to turn each other off with a remote control

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

Towels - His / Hers

"Big deal, so you taught him to beg. I taught you how to do that on our wedding night."

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

The Freelance Life.

Un-sexy nighties.

"If you don't do something about that leaking tap soon I'm going to get someone in"

'Ok, I apologize, but I'm still right!'