Domestic Life Aficionado Prints

'You're such a good listener, Rodney, I like that in a man!'

Man-Slaying Hector's Farewell to Eggplant-Cooking Andromache

P.B. and J. and S&M.

"One of your eyes is bugged out farther than the other one."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"I'm getting sick of my ‘soul mate.’"

STRIP *Bliss* # 8 Methane build up in bathroom

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"What's all this?"

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Think about the honey."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

"I told you this would happen once you let her sleep on the bed."

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

"He followed me home...finally!"

"The groceries are in the car."

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

Hi love...one less for tea tonight

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"It's good for you. It has lots of vitamin D."

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

Super glue hoovering

"...Mom, can you get me a glass of wine?"

'It's almost as if you haven't heard a single word I've thought.'

"It helps."

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"You're not my husband."