Domestic Life Aficionado Gifts

'You're such a good listener, Rodney, I like that in a man!'

Man-Slaying Hector's Farewell to Eggplant-Cooking Andromache

P.B. and J. and S&M.

"One of your eyes is bugged out farther than the other one."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"I'm getting sick of my ‘soul mate.’"

STRIP *Bliss* # 8 Methane build up in bathroom

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Think about the honey."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"What's all this?"

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

"The groceries are in the car."

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

"I told you this would happen once you let her sleep on the bed."

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

"He followed me home...finally!"

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"Year - at first, it was romantic."

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"...Mom, can you get me a glass of wine?"

Super glue hoovering

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

Hi love...one less for tea tonight

"It's good for you. It has lots of vitamin D."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

'It's almost as if you haven't heard a single word I've thought.'

"It helps."