Domestic Life Admirers Gifts

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Think about the honey."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"The groceries are in the car."

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

How it started: How it's going

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"Year - at first, it was romantic."

"I'm so tired: Joey was tossing and turning in his sleep the whole night and kept waking me up..."

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

"You're not my husband."

"I admire your devotion to duty."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

"Big deal, so you taught him to beg. I taught you how to do that on our wedding night."

You wake up and face the crack of dawn. I wake up and face the crack of Ralph.

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

Towels - His / Hers

A Misdelivered Letter

Couple trying to turn each other off with a remote control

Wedding Cake with groom hoovering

Un-sexy nighties.

"If you don't do something about that leaking tap soon I'm going to get someone in"