Domesticity Enthusiasts Gifts

'Well, you would go on about wanting her as a stay-at-home wife!'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Think about the honey."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"What's all this?"

"The groceries are in the car."

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"Year - at first, it was romantic."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"You're not my husband."

"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."

"I admire your devotion to duty."

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."

Couple trying to turn each other off with a remote control

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

Towels - His / Hers

This copyright graffiti an't comin' off,

You wake up and face the crack of dawn. I wake up and face the crack of Ralph.

"Big deal, so you taught him to beg. I taught you how to do that on our wedding night."

Wedding Cake with groom hoovering

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

Un-sexy nighties.

"If you don't do something about that leaking tap soon I'm going to get someone in"

'Ok, I apologize, but I'm still right!'

Love Seats.