Domesticity Devotee Gifts

A case of great interest at South Kensington Museum - Study from life

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

You're the olive in my martini

"Think about the honey."

Please Give

'What a control freak!'

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

"I try to get a head start on them."

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"I admire your devotion to duty."

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

"I guess my wild days are behind me."

This copyright graffiti an't comin' off,

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

Wedding Cake with groom hoovering

'You have a comfortable home, three beautiful children, a husband who is devoted to you - what could you possibly want with nuclear capability?'

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

STRIP *Bliss* # 8 Methane build up in bathroom

"One of your eyes is bugged out farther than the other one."

"The secret to a good marriage son is to do most of the spring cleaning..."

"I realize you like a clean floor, but I think one robotic vacuum should be enough."

Man-Slaying Hector's Farewell to Eggplant-Cooking Andromache

"Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever."

Rather Awkward!

Whole family rushing to see a newly laid egg

'There is no point in having a spoon rest on the counter for the coffee stirrer, if you're not going to use it!'