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A case of great interest at South Kensington Museum - Study from life

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

You're the olive in my martini

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Think about the honey."

Please Give

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

'What a control freak!'

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"I try to get a head start on them."

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

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Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"I admire your devotion to duty."

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

This copyright graffiti an't comin' off,

"I guess my wild days are behind me."

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

Wedding Cake with groom hoovering

'You have a comfortable home, three beautiful children, a husband who is devoted to you - what could you possibly want with nuclear capability?'

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

"The secret to a good marriage son is to do most of the spring cleaning..."

"One of your eyes is bugged out farther than the other one."

STRIP *Bliss* # 8 Methane build up in bathroom

"I realize you like a clean floor, but I think one robotic vacuum should be enough."

Man-Slaying Hector's Farewell to Eggplant-Cooking Andromache

'There is no point in having a spoon rest on the counter for the coffee stirrer, if you're not going to use it!'

Whole family rushing to see a newly laid egg

'Your teacher says you've been a good boy again! That means you're grounded, young man!!'