Devotee Of Domestic Life T-Shirts

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Think about the honey."

"What's all this?"

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

"The groceries are in the car."

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"You're not my husband."

You wake up and face the crack of dawn. I wake up and face the crack of Ralph.

Wedding Cake with groom hoovering

Towels - His / Hers

"I guess my wild days are behind me."

"Big deal, so you taught him to beg. I taught you how to do that on our wedding night."

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

Couple trying to turn each other off with a remote control

Un-sexy nighties.

"If you don't do something about that leaking tap soon I'm going to get someone in"

"All I said was, 'I'll take out the garbage when I'm ready'."

'Ok, I apologize, but I'm still right!'

"The secret to a good marriage son is to do most of the spring cleaning..."