Devotee Of Domestic Life T-Shirts

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"What's all this?"

"Think about the honey."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

"The groceries are in the car."

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"Year - at first, it was romantic."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"You're not my husband."

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

Couple trying to turn each other off with a remote control

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

"I guess my wild days are behind me."

Towels - His / Hers

Wedding Cake with groom hoovering

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

"Big deal, so you taught him to beg. I taught you how to do that on our wedding night."

You wake up and face the crack of dawn. I wake up and face the crack of Ralph.

We never go out anymore.

Un-sexy nighties.

"If you don't do something about that leaking tap soon I'm going to get someone in"

"All I said was, 'I'll take out the garbage when I'm ready'."

'Ok, I apologize, but I'm still right!'